Shipping Policy
A legal disclaimer
Shipping Policy
Welcome to our shipping policy—a thrilling read in itself (no spoilers, promise).
Digital Products
Good news! Most of our offerings are digital, which means:
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Instant Gratification: Once your payment is confirmed, your digital products will be available immediately or within minutes (because the internet is magic).
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No Shipping Fees: No boxes, no stamps, no delivery birds. Nada.
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Delivery Method: You'll receive a download link via email or access it directly through your account. If you don’t see it, check your spam folder—or the Upside Down.
Shipping Policy - the basics
Physical Products (Paperbacks & Other Tangibles)
Occasionally, we send real things made of actual atoms—like paperbacks. For those rare and lovely occasions:
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Processing Time: Orders are typically processed within 2–4 business days. We're fast, but not flash fast.
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Shipping Time: Delivery times vary depending on your location:
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Domestic: 3–7 business days
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International: 7–21 business days (depending on how cooperative the oceans are)
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Shipping Rates: Calculated at checkout based on your location and the weight of the product (don’t worry, books don’t lift).
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Tracking: A tracking number will be provided if available. We like to keep an eye on things.
Address Issues & Delivery Mishaps
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Please double-check your shipping address! We can’t be held responsible for lost items due to typos, teleportation errors, or sending a book to your neighbor’s goldfish.
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If your item arrives damaged or goes missing, contact us within 7 days of the estimated delivery date and we’ll make it right, like the customer service superheroes we try to be.
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Need Help?
If you have any questions about your order, digital or physical, don’t hesitate to reach out to our support team at [Your Email Address]. We don’t bite—unless provoked by printer jams.